Thursday, February 21, 2013

Fox News Enlightens Us on Campus Rape

Oh, those nuttynutty Fox Newsers! During the fine, daily program The Five Mensa Rejects, liberal-for-Fox panelist Bob Beckel wondered, "When was the last time you heard about a rape on campus?"


The gang was trying to decide if gun bans on college campuses would make women more vulnerable to sexual assualt. Spoiler alert: Three out of five Fox panelists want more guns in the hands of kids who can't drink legally.

So far, so ignorant, right? 

Then co-host Dana Perino pointed out that "in particular, date rape on campus" is rampant.

"That's one thing, date rape." Beckel responded. "But you're going to take out your gun and shoot your date?"

"If your date is a rapist, you shoot them," said Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Big Man on Campus Eric Bolling had to jump in to put a stop to the debacle. "Can we move on? Let's move on."

Yes, I think we'd all like to move on. But I think we've heard Bickel's argument before. Something about some rapes being more real than others . . .

Oh, yeah. Because it only counts if you are assaulted by a stranger at knifepoint (and you resist to the utmost). Otherwise, it's just he-said-she-said. Right?

According to the Department of Justice, one in five college women is raped during her college years. And a full 96% of these women are raped by men who are classmates, friends, current or former boyfriends, or accquaintances.

So, once again, today's $5 goes to RAINN, the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network.

And here is a video I stumbled on of The Five co-host Greg Gutfield explaining the liberal media bias yesterday. Looking to add a little crazy to your day? Oh, this guy brings it!

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